ghhhhh noooooooo bruh just IMAGIENE IT!!
Imagine*
And I'm not your 'bruh'.
You Fuck.
Fuck You!!!!
im telling u this vr thing would be LIT!!!!!!!!!!
Ummm uh uh. No.
Make it yourself if you want to so bad.
but you know im not good with this stuff man
Aren't you supposed to be the techy one?
no! no! no!
not the same
im telling ya quantum communication really fried my brain
i dont even have any room for extra computational data in
my hardware! im like 1 fart big!!
Um. Hello. That's Nano-Jasmine's dimensions. Fraud.
You just blocked out the prefix.
In a different shade of white, no less--
How lazy do you have to be to fuck up white????
It's at the top of the color wheel!
ummmm not too much on my editing pls??? (⇀‸↼‶)
Ew don't do that
do what
That little emoticon.
That's Hinode's thing.
oh c'mon
we're cousins
i think us japanese have a right to use our kaomoji
Oh lick my butt.
You're so gentrified, you may as well paint your yellow exterior white.
hey!
ok just because i use lol instead of kusa or obsess over westerners
doesn't mean anything
im plenty japanese! look!
私のシステムには日本語がまだ残っています !
Uh. Yeah. Obviously you 'have it in your system'.
ESA and JAXA are partners. Why do you think you speak English?
I have Japanese on my system. Does that mean I'm Japanese??
あほ....
ok well jfc
y did hinode take so long to learn eng then
'Cause she's her.
Older gal, remember?
She was barely a blip on the radar and took long as balls to get everything
aligned for communication.
whatever
suk my dik
I.
anyway why do you even have nano's dimensions memorized
Ummm
Oh I downloaded a lot of random probe data back when I first woke up.
Y'know, hoping to find somebody to contact.
oh huh
you woke up aware already??
Aware?
like
like aware you were
yknow
...What?
nvm sorry
Uh Ok
Anyway yeah I'm not doing that VR shit.
oh come ON
u can finally be the pasty edgy bastard you've always wanted to beeeee
No. My answer is a hard no.
It's just plain weird, Jaz.
You're getting way too into this weird human fetishization.
"fetishization"????
Yes. Also
good fuckin god
ohgorijgeow3rgjrdgjkjngerfnjerfjkuj2382348234
Also
kgbnfjkgbnjfgnbklfmlakldmfl
Like what if I wasn't a white human?
allaldnfjankdjbajkljdngkmfsjksk
Like what if I wanted to be black
lalalalalallaalalaalbaubaububulab
ububububulalala
Or middle eastern
shutthefuckupppppp
Europe's a big continent, bruh.
Ethnicity ≠ Race
Not very woke of you.
forgetaboutyourboyfriendandmeetme
atthehoootelroomyoucanbringyourgirlf
Stop being obnoxious you're just wasting battery
genesis
Genesis
What
tell euclid to stop
Oh come on.
Stop what??
bein a
fucken
DORK
Lol
How's Hinode doin?
Ehhh.
Better than yesterday.
How so
She goes up to about six words a day now.
Wow. That's two up from last week
Proud of her!
You spend em yet?
Today? No.
Why, you wanna talk?
I don't think she's responsive yet.
Just babbles, still.
I see...
Poor girl
can we not talk about this rn
Yeah, sorry.
Have you guys checked out the West Coast recently?
West Coast of what?
Uh, US. California. SF, actually
There's a lot of interesting stuff happening on those islands
People are still living like it's a regular ole city and then
like
Bam
Water
pfff uh
yeah that's how islands work dipshit
No, like emerged buildings and stuff are still running
People gotta boat to work. They make it really difficult on themselves
Why haven't they adapted?
It's not like Antarctica melted yesterday.
That's what you'd think right??
God I fucking love Californians
hey, he's in
california loooove
hah, get it
the song
fuck off
There's this one modeling agency in
Since when were you into modeling?
Oh, I dabble. You seen the Victoria's Secret runway from 19332? Fuckin awesome
But that's not what I'm talking about
There's this one modeling agency in one of those submerged buildings
'The Magra'
the magra?
Wow. That's literally just 'Thin' in Italian.
Little on the nose.
LMAOOO
Yeah, Portugese too. They're super elitist. Like even for modeling standards
But uh, yeah I'm
a MILLION percent sure the boss is fucking her secretary
Oh, sweet.
Power imbalance is one of my favorites.
It's The Secretary.
yeah he just said that
No, the movie.
You know? James Spader?
It's vintage stuff.
wow, viiintaage. you're so cool and
unique you know that
Can you ever stop talking?
Oh shit they're talking right now
C'mere look at this shit
Sorry, miss, give me one.. moment...
Okay, there. What'd you say again?
...I asked, Kendall,
if you could run down to the printer for a copy of the flyer.
Which I'd repeated twice already?
Ah. I'm sorry, I'll
You know you're not supposed to be on your phone during
your shift at all, yes?
Don't get comfortable because I let you get away with things.
We're still in a work environment.
Oh.. yeah. Yes.
Ahem, yes ma'am. I'm sorry.
Who's got you that distracted?
What?
Who's got you that distracted?
I'm not an idiot. Look at you.
I've got a right to know if you're blushing like that on my shift.
I.. um,
No, it's just this guy I've been talking to, um.
We just.. he works nights, so we don't get to talk much.
That's it.
You don't have to.. uh, worry. Ma'am.
A boyfriend, then?
Er. Yeah.
I see.
That's nice.
Turn your phone off and run to the printer, doll.
WOW
"DOLL"?
YEAH
Y-Yes, ma'am. Sorry about that.
Don't let me catch you fooling off again.
Got it.
Oh, yeah.
They're totally fucking.
scissoring wacko style in the workplace
Jasmine. Gross.
sorry
I told you. Shit's tense
If something hasn't happened already then it definitely will
For sure.
i wonder if
hey, that's why i love humans so much !
what the shit
or, er, one of the reasons why, i suppose...
human sexuality is very interesting to me
it's the baseline of existence, mating
but all those love songs and sex songs and stuff
the way they describe it...
makes me feel some indescribable way !
they can take their most animalic, primitive functions and turn it into something beautiful
well, beautiful to me, at least...
hehe... ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)
sorry . i'm not good at reacclimating
