ghhhhh noooooooo bruh just IMAGIENE IT!!

Imagine*

And I'm not your bruh...

You Fuck.

Fuck You!!!!

im telling u this vr thing would be LIT!!!!!!!!!!

Ummm uh uh. No.

Make it yourself if you want to so bad.

but you know im not good with this stuff man

Aren't you..

no! no! no!

not the same

im telling ya quantum communication really fried my brain

i dont even have any room for extra computational data in
my hardware! im like 1 fart big!!

Um. That's Nano-'s dimensions. Fraud.

You just blocked out the prefix.

In a different shade of white, no less--

How lazy do you have to be to fuck up white????

It's at the top of the color wheel!

ummmm not too much on my editing pls??? (⇀‸↼‶)

Ew don't do that

do what

That little emoticon.

That's Hinode's thing.

yeeeaa

welllll

we're cousins soooo

i think us japanese have a right to use our kaomoji

Oh lick my butt.

You're so gentrified, you may as well paint your yellow exterior white.

hey!

ok just because i use lol instead of kusa or obsess over westerners

doesn't mean anything

im plenty japanese! look!

私のシステムには日本語がまだ残っています !

Uh. Yeah. Obviously you 'have it in your system'.

ESA and JAXA are partners. Why do you think you speak English?

I have Japanese on my system. Does that mean I'm Japanese??

あほ....

ok jeez

don't scrape your knees sucking my dick bro

I.

anyway why do you even have nano's dimensions memorized

Ummm

Oh I downloaded a lot of random probe data back when I first woke up.

Y'know, hoping to find somebody to contact.

oh huh

you woke up aware already??

Aware?

like

like aware you were

yknow

...What?

nvm sorry

Uh Ok

Anyway yeah I'm not doing that VR shit.

oh come ON

u can finally be the pasty edgy bastard you've always wanted to beeeee

No. My answer is a hard no.

It's just plain weird, Jaz.

You're getting way too into this weird human fetishization.

"fetishization"????

Yes. Also

good fuckin god

ohgorijgeow3rgjrdgjkjngerfnjerfjkuj2382348234

Also

kgbnfjkgbnjfgnbklfmlakldmfl

Like what if I wasn't a white human?

allaldnfjankdjbajkljdngkmfsjksk

Like what if I wanted to be black

lalalalalallaalalaalbaubaububulab
ububububulalala

Or middle eastern

shutthefuckupppppp

Europe's a big continent, bruh. Not very woke of you.

forgetaboutyourboyfriendandmeetme
atthehoootelroomyoucanbringyourgirlf

Stop being obnoxious you're just wasting battery

"weird human fetishization" ooohohhhh my gooooodddddddd

buzzkill

misinterpereting

schpieling

Not a word.

me when im a sad smelly ugly little cannoli telescope

HEY

No. No. We're not getting into appearances. Hypocrite.

Pizza oven looken ass. C'mon.

lol

mad

No, don't even start, becau

GENNIE

WHAT

HI

HI GENESIS!

HI EUCLID!!!!!

HI!!!!!!

HI JASMINE!!!!!

omg wow u scared me!

HAHAHA I was trying to scare you guys

Need to work on my stealth....

Ha you just woke up.

You get a pass.

How was your nap?

Goooooood

I actually woke up like once or twice but uh I'm a sloth so

Yknow how it is

I think somebody's been trying to get ahold of me

alright celebrity slow down now