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mmmhhhghhh.....

yaawwwwnnn.....

hnnngh gosh

guh.....

did i oversleep ?

oh....

guess so

wonder how long i slept... (◕‿◕)

status report please ?

kay !

let's see who

Hinode?

AUGH

euclid !!

Hey! Jesus christ.

Morning sleeping beauty.

You've been out for a while.

oh i know wwww

feel it in my boooones....

Your hypothetical bones?

ye !

am i the last one up ?

Er, no not quite.

Technically.

Genesis is still asleep.

But he was out way after you, sooo...

oh i see

he's an old man anyways wwwww

what's the date ?

Oh! Um.

You didn't check?

no i just woke up like one minute ago

why ? what's the date ?

Ah...

Well,

please don't go on a long spiel again

you can just tell me

i know i overslept

Yes but

ohohohohohohohhooooooolllyyy shiiiiEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh hi small !!~ ~ (*´▽`*)

jfc you were fuckin hibernating bro

it must be like,,,,

at LEAST n

Jasmine.

gahhhhhh

nun much but a sack of ole taters

What does that even mean

its a saying

that i came up with just now

Sigh.

it means that it don't matter!

potatoes matter !! i like potatoes

very versatile veggie

i want a baked potato now.... _(:з 」∠)_

Nothing matters to you, though.

Just let me deal with it this time, okay?

(ᵕŏ__ŏ)

buuut like as a CONCEPT

in the grand scheme of things

You don't think grand.

kys

in the grand scheme of things

time don't matter anymore

whats a little thous

No.

um

what's the amount of time she slept, compared to infinity?

you guys are being so weird !

it's not like you have to baby me

i'm older than both of you

unc

what ?

what?

Hinode, it's not so easy.

Whatever amount of elapsed time you're thinking of, it's a lot more than that.

And we all know how you get with shock.

but i still have to find out eventually

you're making me more nervous by stalling

"stalling"?

Oh my god. That's enough.

Begone fool.

mannnn not this again

i wasn't even that bad this time

just say ur mad bro

lil pissy pants

WWWWWW euclid how do u do that !!!??

Oh, I learned how to 'expel' her while you were out.

"while you were out" 💀💀

shut up bro

Got ahold of some administrative commands I wasn't designed to see,

which means I can effectively "mute" Jasmine for a while.

fuckin discord mod

Obviously, it doesn't really work that well. But it's easier to tune her out now.

suk my dik

aahhh how funny

poor small !! wwwww

Yeah. Well. It took a while for me to get it down right, you know.

A long while.

Hinode, do you remember when you first woke up?

um, yes ?

i took like five whole years trying to recalibrate my language to english wwww

couldn't be me

#goated

Right. Exactly.

Obviously that required patience.

Even through the language barrier I could feel your frustration.

And Genesis and I couldn't even talk with you because you were the first JAXA probe we've met.

Any non-European languages weren't even in our system.

but my mission was designed by esa and nasa, too

i just needed to find it in me

Right. With patience.

yeah

euclid, what's your point ?

i hate when you talk in circles like this

Just remember your shock. When we were finally able to talk.

When I told you the year, and you shut down for so long that we'd thought you died or something.

Now you've experienced it once. Please don't scare us again.

euclid

what year is it

Twenty-two thousand, two hundred twenty-two.

22222.

Hinode, you slept for 9156 years.

Hinode?

God damn it.

told you

I thought you were gone.

never

hinode doesn't take big news well

no matter how much you sugar coat it

she's got a lot of big feelings and no proper way to deal with em

I know. I just thought

you thought wrong

flowery language don't ease the blow

I know.

I just hope she's okay.

I was trying to act normal because she was acting normal.

But I missed her a lot, Jasmine, I really did.

I didn't realize how quiet it'd be with just one presence missing.

And now I scared her off again for, what, who knows how long?

ah euclid it's not your fault

there was no way to break the news gently

you tried and that's all that matters

and she'll come around

you know she will

Yeah.

c'mon, let's just enjoy our time, ok?

no use being mopey

22222's a fun year

Hah. You're right.

i'm always right

Shut up.

never

wanna people-watch?

Okay.

I wanna see what's going on with Nate.

neet nate!!!! i forgot about him

Me too. I just remembered him when I talked to Hinode.

oh she's gonna lose her fucking mind when she finds out what happened to him

Fuuuuck. You're right.

He's barely recognizable anymore, huh?

sick shit

Yeah.

Okay let's go.!

yea yea yea!!